I'VE BEEN PEELING A BANANA THE WRONG WAY
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Trekkies
Saw this in tbt*...
GAMBLE WITH CAPT. KIRK
Live long and hit a jackpot at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino
Gamblers at Tampa’s Seminole Hard Rock Casino can try their luck at 12 new Star Trek- theme interactive video slots. Winners can advance through three different game levels. In bonus rounds, figures of Capt. Kirk and
Mr. Spock blast targets with phasers for extra game credits. The machines are connected to a central server, so players can log in from a Star Trek slot anywhere and pick up the game from where they left off. Pat Fowler,
executive director of the Florida Council on Compulsive Gambling, wasn’t aware of the new slots. But “it sounds like that type of game would be attractive to a younger population’’ more vulnerable to gambling problems, she said. — Steve Huettel, tbt*
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Reminded me of you guys...
AP
NEW YORK -- A high school computer whiz didn't get a high grade for a recent feat: designing software to shut teachers out of the grading system.
A New York State Police spokeswoman says 16-year-old Matthew Beighey has been charged with unauthorized use of a computer and third-degree identity theft. He was ordered to return to court Wednesday.
The school district says the teenager temporarily blocked teachers' ability to enter grades at the high school in upstate Clifton Park. They needed technical support to regain access.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
Thomas Edison Doing Bike Stunts
It's real: http://memory.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/r?ammem/varstg:@field%28NUMBER%280836%29%29
Friday, June 12, 2009
Fatlip
Fatlip is an old school rapper who used to roll with Pharcyde, before they faded out. This clip is taken from a short documentary he did with Spike Jonze while working on the video for his single 'Whats up Fatlip'.
I know these things because I am awesome.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Speeding
Today my friend got pulled over for speeding. After taking his license and registration, asking generic questions "Do you know how fast you were going?...." a black camaro comes speeding by and sticks his head out the window and pegs the car with a bean burrito. The cop promptly threw the license and registration back in my friends window, ran back to his squad car and took off after my friends new hero. Honestly you can't make this shit up.
Friday, May 29, 2009
Expialidocious (Alice Sequel)
Not really a sequel but by the same guy. I think its better than Alice.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Duke Nukem For-Never
R.I.P.
Check out the list of things that happened during the time DNF was in development.
Also, things that happened in less time than DNF. Here's a good one:
World War II and the entire Manhattan Project. Yes, even the complete development of the atomic bomb took less time.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Freak of the Day
This lady has worn increasingly tighter corsets throughout her life to bring her waist to a mere 15 inches. Check it out.
http://www.cathiejung.com/
Monday, April 13, 2009
If you've ever had regret about a decision, watch this video
The terms absolute moron, dumbass, and idiot just don't do her justice. This woman thought it would be a good idea to jump into a POLAR BEAR HABITAT!! I wish she would have died. That way she could have at least earned a Darwin Award for her efforts. Personally I would have left her for the bears.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Following
ATTENTION Krystal, Kelly, and Glenn you can now become followers of the blog! Just click follow in the following module in the right hand column. You can use your google login to sign in. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Monday, April 6, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Boys and Maturity
Looking through old pics on my computer and came across this. It was at my church on Easter of 08. The kid must have been about 8 or 9 and he kept going to his mom with his arms out for her to hold him. I snuck a pic with my phone because I couldn't stop laughing and I wanted to ask some guys what age they were when they stopped being held by their moms like this.
fyi its a catholic church and the kid didn't seem "mentally handicapped"
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Little Wings
Today on my daily Internets I came across this absolutely ridiculous video. If you've ever watched Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, you'll really appreciate this.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Predictive text
I have a Motorola Slvr that has a personality of its own. When I'm typing a text, and I stop for a couple seconds, the predictive text (that doesn't turn off) continues my though for me. I can't think of every time this has happened, but a few examples have stuck with me.
One time I was saying something about going out to dinner with a friend of mine, and half way through the text, I believe I was in the middle of the word "you," having only typed "yo," and the phone finished the line with "your penis...haha."
I took a picture of one that happened last week when my little sister was using my phone to text her boyfriend...it was so random...
I've decided...
that I'm still going to post on here. I've been trying to make up my mind for a few days whether to still post or not since I'm technically not working there at the moment, but since its not my fault that I can't work and I'm sure I'll be back, I think I'll continue sharing. Any objections?
Monday, March 23, 2009
Parking Fail
I saw so many of these fails in miami, but they were all parallel parking fails. How does one not know how to park regularly in a spot?
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
R.I.P Space Bat
If you heard about the bat that clung to the space shuttle that launched on Sunday, you'll appreciate this.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
The F*** My Life Site
When your feeling down, check out this site. Read stories of peoples day's make you want to praise your own life. Here's my favorite so far. "Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML" F*** My Life
Friday, March 13, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Dear public computer users,
If when logging into sites such as Pandora, Imeem, Youtube, Myspace, etc., you fail to uncheck the 'Remember Me' box, therefore leaving your private profiles in such sites vunerable to those whom may come after you, then I will, without hesitation, make ridiculous changes to your personal preferences in order to teach you a lesson. I have been to enough classrooms, libraries, and computer labs, that I'm actually starting to have fun with this.
My first victim?
'daytonm73@yahoo.com' of Pandora Radio
Existing stations?
Slipknot, Pink Floyd, Ozzy Osbourne, Motley Crue, etc.
Stations I added?
Britney Spears, The Village People, ABBA, New Kids On The Block
This is just the beginning.
ran⋅dom
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–adjective
1. proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.
Cookies
I just wanted to note that the cookies will be stolen from the cookie jar if the cookie jar is left out on someones desk.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Nullsoft Beep
I have found that my productivity has increased after installing Nullsoft Beep. People always think I'm doing really important hax0r things and stand in awe of the Hyper-Auto-Blips. Nullsoft Beep lets me work like they do on TV and in the Movies. Nullsoft Beep. Install it!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Fishtank
So we were talking about getting a fish right? We should so go there. Since we can't really throw the dead computers off the roof.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Zack and Dani
Zack and Dani are on blog probation until further notice. Until their next post the will be repeatedly verbally abused in the office, and their computers will be pranked infinitesimally.
Just kidding! I'm actually a n00b lolllolololol.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
The newest member of the office
By the way... Dani is our new work study employee. She will be joining in the postings
Zack
Zack never posts, Im considering renaming the blog the Chris and Derick blog that Zack never posts on.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Have you heard about the new a** feature in Google Maps?
Came across this on Google Maps. This is right by where Veteran's Expressway and Memorial Hwy meet in Tampa. I dragged over to the water near there and the images looked like a big a** in the water.
Can haz twittter
Follow us on twitter. And don't be a little BATCH about it, either.
I'm looking at you, Kenny.
Monday, March 2, 2009
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